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There are many ways for a human being, especially the male of the species, to try their luck to beat the odds - most times they escape, many times they do not. Using our Template, Editing and Customization tools, you can change Titles, Borders and Seals and it is all free. Add your own Dumb Ways to Die - there are many.




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by our signatures below we do hereby certify that the following person has according to the most recent evidence tried one or more of the following dumb ways to die
Name of the Dumb Person
1. Stick a knife into a toaster, when the toaster is switched on.
2. Swerve in front of a car, on a skateboard.
3. Make a home made bomb, and let it explode in your hand. Kaboom.
4. See how fast a car can go around a corner, before lifting off and hitting a tree.
5. Eat Superglue to see if it does stop you breathing.
6. Cross a train line, with the train coming at you at 160 mph.
7. Jump into an unknown river, head first. Oops, Paraplegic.
8. Drink gasoline, by mistake, then light a cigarette, not by mistake.
9. See how many mates one can fit into a car, then see how fast the car will go.
10. See how close one can get in front of another car, then make a U Turn.

Percentage of Dumb Behavior - Men 10 Women 1
Name of the First Signatory
Signed on DATE_HERE by a semiqualified researcher
Name of the Second Signatory
Signed on DATE_HERE by an unqualified researcher












There are many ways for a human being, especially the male of the species, to try their luck to beat the odds - most times they escape, many times they do not. Using our Template, Editing and Customization tools, you can change Titles, Borders and Seals and it is all free. Add your own Dumb Ways to Die - there are many.


A fellow human being has tried his luck at beating the odds against death.
Maybe next time he wont be so lucky - but is so thick, he will more than likely try
again - and again - and again - until he loses.
So...   Show them it is futile - death is permanent.

Present this certificate to an escapee you know and have a quiet chuckle at their expense.







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