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Do you know someone who has done something SO stupid that it is completely beyond belief? If so, the 'Almost Darwin Award' is a certificate that you MUST present to them. Using our Template, you can change Text, Title, Border and Seals.

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by our signatures below we do hereby bestow this award for trying really hard to remove their faulty genes from the gene pool to the following individual
Name of the award recipient
The Darwin Awards are an award for individuals who have contributed to human evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool by performing extremely stupid actions that lead to death. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts, your totally stupid action did not kill you and you therefore do not qualify for a genuine Darwin Award but do qualify for an 'Almost Darwin Award'.
Better luck next time!
Name of the First Signatory
Signed on DATE_HERE by another stunned witness
Name of the Second Signatory
Signed on DATE_HERE by a stunned witness

If this person is truly genetically challenged, they may actually succeed in gaining a genuine Darwin Award next time they do something totally stupid. Be proactive and give them this award before they do succeed in removing themselves permanently from the gene pool.

Your friend or fellow workmate has done something REALLY stupid,
So...   Present them with an award they will treasure.

Show them how much you appreciate their attempt to purify the human gene pool and present them with this award.

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